For the benefit of you.

Just so you know; I'm not new to Blogger, I know the rules. So if you prowl the thickets of the site like a demented flasher, ready to pounce sweatily onto posts laced with faux-naive drivel penned by an 'innocent' with a vagina slack enough to know that being coy only highlights the extreme irony in her life....well, I'm sorry, friend. Try Livejournal.

I know Blogger.com enough to know that Blogger.com is decidedly more 'urban' than most blog-outlets, and that any introspective posts or ideas will be shunned heavily. Any threat of real emotion will be quelled almost instantaneously by a battalion of bloggers armed with 'lil' prefixes, and the ability to interchange letters and numbers at will.

I'm just saying, derogatory insinuations aside, that here you'll find references to Sneaker-culture and mixtapes will outweigh italic-strewn monologues glorifying bullet for my valentine. So again, if you came looking to find angst, puberty issues or a general disdain for orthodontic appliances - you're a berk, and you should know better.

I'm just going to write about things.

All that aside, my name is mentioned somewhere underneath this.