TPWWTW"T" has recieved an unprecedented amount of input from me today, with this addition bringing the total post count to a mammoth: 3. Take my seeming enthusiasm with a pinch of seasoning, however, as it is Sunday.
Sunday is, to me, as it is to many people; a day automatically wasted regardless of what you do. Any task started, completed or abandoned on a Sunday becomes a Sunday task. A task on par with gardening, painting a bathroom or making an unusual sandwich. Despite a task's potential, if it is a Sunday child in birth or death, it will receive the same conversational 'downroar' as any of the aforementioned.
You're looking at a Sunday task, in fact, if you've gotten to this sentence by way of logical progression, you're reading my third of the day. In truth, despite its outrageously catchy name, I don't expect TPWWTW"T" to interest me for much more than a week.
That said, I would like to raise a question in a way that would imply that I have more than one reader...
Do you automatically graduate to MILF status if you've served more than 20 years in the Porn industry?
I'm just wondering if attaining the title of MILF should be based on sexual attraction, or something a person has earned through work - like a pension plan. I'm leaning more to the latter, simply because I personally don't find some MILFs attractive.
Watching women who's facial plastic has semi-melted after years under merciless studio lights, or being able to see the gap between newly stretched breast-skin and the beginning of an implant....does almost nothing for me.
your mum, however...
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Apparently, you don't actually have to be a mother to be a MILF. You just have to be old.
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