Obscurity by disassociation and other phrases that I made-up.

I can't help but come over all philo-theo-sopho-logical when mouth-pulping three minstrels. The carnauba wax, often used as a glazing agent, could trigger a small metabolic reaction in one of my glands which in turn stimulates the production of the fabricated chemical: diohydrenalmalhankypopsmythe...a chemical known to be both the cause, and result of over-thinking.

Most people claim to suffer from a mild mental imbalance, an infraction of absolute optimal brain/thought function. Most people use their disemblic 'condition' for endearing purposes, a means to appear more or less human to an audience - a quirk that's far less offensive than shadow limb syndrome or AIDS.

The most commonly abused brain-wrong is 'OCD' a condition popularised by Monk; protagonist of the tv show bearing the same name. The debilitating disease has scarcely seen a more prolific representation of itself since Monk was seen avoiding cracks in the pavement, or, even more harrowing, wearing gloves at a crime scene. What was once thought to be a horrifying condition, separating your subconscious into two or more factions, each whispering maliciously to each other...or being an absolute slave to seemingly asinine compulsions...has been proven wrong. OCD is a condition now suffered by anyone who has a clean room, or desire to catalogue their CD collection in a logical order.

People who are in mental institutions, suffering from alleged OCD were clearly misdiagnosed, as OCD is something 90% of myspace not only lives with - but is actually proud of.

I hope delusional schizophrenia is downgraded to a class C (socially acceptable) mental illness too, then maybe I can tell you about Jeremy.